Well, it's two days into the new year and I have already been arrested. For being in a bar where a fight was going on and where I did nothing but kick some drunkard in the goolies because he was fighting near me.
So I got arrested for assault.
Never mind, the charge was dropped, but I hope that geezer remembers my face, because if I see him in town again I'm going to do a lot more than just kick him in the nadgers.
Hope you all have a good New Year - and stay away from the police, they're all bastards.