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Well, it's two days into the new year and I have already been arrested. For being in a bar where a fight was going on and where I did nothing but kick some drunkard in the goolies because he was fighting near me.
So I got arrested for assault.
Never mind, the charge was dropped, but I hope that geezer remembers my face, because if I see him in town again I'm going to do a lot more than just kick him in the nadgers.
Hope you all have a good New Year - and stay away from the police, they're all bastards.
So I got arrested for assault.
Never mind, the charge was dropped, but I hope that geezer remembers my face, because if I see him in town again I'm going to do a lot more than just kick him in the nadgers.
Hope you all have a good New Year - and stay away from the police, they're all bastards.
Another life, another year.
Well, my son is now one year old!
Cue a great big party with plenty of alcohol (I appropriated the alcohol for my boy Duncan, he won't mind).
Anyway, this is all of note that happened in the last few weeks, so happy days everyone, I hope you can all share in some good news this month!
Love to you all, especially you who are pushing me to make more art - I really should, but it's a case of finding the time to do anything. Life is hectic!
TY all! :love:
Hello from the beach!
So, here it is. After five nerve-jangling months with a new baby boy, the stress finally got too much and I snapped and beat my husband over the head with a spanner.
Er, no. Actually, I spoke with my mum and dad and they agreed to take all three kids for a fortnight so my hubby and I could go for a two-week break to St. Lucia.
Actually, I didn't realise how tired and knackered I was - we've been here for three days and this is the first time we've done anything outside the hotel. First priority, of course, was to find an internet cafe, because the wi-fi at the hotel is too slow and clunky. Would you believe it took nearly three minutes to l
Well, he has late - just like the others!
I went into labour unexpectedly last night, and after only three hours - not enough time to get to the hospital - I gave birth to my first son, Duncan, weighing in at a healthy 7 pounds 7 ounces.
Now I'm relaxing with him by my side, but they had to keep him in an incubator for a little while to make sure he was healthy and well.
I'll still use my spare time to gallivant on the forums, but otherwise I'll be reserving all my attention for my new boy - and so will my husband. :)
I'll write again in a couple of weeks with news on how my baby's doing.
Ten Days To Go!!!
Yup, only ten days until my baby's due date. For those of you who are unaware from my postings in the forums, it's a boy and we're going to call him Duncan.
Duncan, after the character in Macbeth, but also after the multi-millionaire Duncan Bannatyne, which UK peeps might know from the show Dragon's Den.
Anyway, all my other kids were late, so I'm expecting this one to be late too.
My husband is really worked up now about me having a boy - he's thinking of the baby as a child to raise in his own image, whatever that might be.
As for me, I don't know the first thing about bringing up a boy - but I'm confident I can rely on the love and sup
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i like girls with "balls" if you know what i mean hahahah