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Well, it's two days into the new year and I have already been arrested. For being in a bar where a fight was going on and where I did nothing but kick some drunkard in the goolies because he was fighting near me. So I got arrested for assault. Never mind, the charge was dropped, but I hope that geezer remembers my face, because if I see him in town again I'm going to do a lot more than just kick him in the nadgers. Hope you all have a good New Year - and stay away from the police, they're all bastards. :party:

Well, my son is now one year old! Cue a great big party with plenty of alcohol (I appropriated the alcohol for my boy Duncan, he won't mind). Anyway, this is all of note that happened in the last few weeks, so happy days everyone, I hope you can all share in some good news this month! Love to you all, especially you who are pushing me to make more art - I really should, but it's a case of finding the time to do anything. Life is hectic! TY all! :love:

So, here it is. After five nerve-jangling months with a new baby boy, the stress finally got too much and I snapped and beat my husband over the head with a spanner. Er, no. Actually, I spoke with my mum and dad and they agreed to take all three kids for a fortnight so my hubby and I could go for a two-week break to St. Lucia. Actually, I didn't realise how tired and knackered I was - we've been here for three days and this is the first time we've done anything outside the hotel. First priority, of course, was to find an internet cafe, because the wi-fi at the hotel is too slow and clunky. Would you believe it took nearly three minutes to l